Fruit and I don't get on very well. I don't know why, I'd love to be friends, but for some reason we just get on better at a distance. I have managed to bring myself to be on generally good terms with apples, bananas, pineapples and pomegranates (you know, to be polite). Pears I will be nice to on a good day. Most others only get a look in if cooked or smoothied or juiced.
